pithya:

This is the humanities version of that spoof about scientists reminding the world that clean energy is ready to go whenever.

mgs3:

*does a weak peace sign* n..nya… *collapses and dies*

I really need therapy but I can’t afford it and so I think I won’t ever get better :) like I literally need it to continue my studies but I don’t think I’ll earn enough money in time and I’ll have to quit my studies which! makes me even more depressed! Wow!

calciumdeprivedfool:

tilthat:

TIL having a gun in your house no matter the way it is stored does not decrease your chance of homicide. Instead it increases the chances of homicide by 300% and suicide by 500%.

via ift.tt

It was published by oxford academic before people start trying to pretend it’s not truth-based

idionymon:

marx said it’s our turn to control the means of production

julstorres:

anais-ninja-bitch:

loveviera:

I really need a symbiote to hold my tits so I don’t have to wear a bra. 

this is it. this is the best venom related post. everyone else go home.

well thats the best explanation for annies venom form

coolxatu:

whaleinwhite:

youmattered:

comfydummy:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME